Cut My Ears Off, I've Heard it all Now

Keith Richards has just admitted that he snorted his father's ashes. Now, I don't mean his father's cigar or cigarette ashes - I mean HE SNORTED HIS DEAD, CREMATED, FATHER'S ASHES.

Now, I've mistaken dark chocolate for milk chocolate; brussels sprouts for broccoli; green Kool-aid for green tea; blue socks for black socks when getting dressed in the dark - but this one truly takes the cake.

Like I said - I've heard it all now. I think I can quit going to the crazy doctor now. I feel perfectly normal!

Normal Fatima