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Monday, April 30, 2007
Another Sell-Out
Dear Lord - just when I can't see it coming, it runs me over. Now, the oh-ever-so conscious "healthful" daytime TV show cook, Rachael Ray, has a new contract with Dunkin Donuts. Yes, you heard it here. Dunkin-Fuckin-Donuts. Not Kashi, not Raisin Bran, not Soy Milk, not Nutri-Grain bars, not even a diet cola. But donuts. What on earth could be WORSE for you than a donut? Except perhaps a donut followed by a bucket of KFC and 18 martinis? She's got TV shows (plural), she's the spokeswoman for Ritz, has a plethora of cookbooks - AND a talk show (although I'm not exactly sure if that's still on or if it got cancelled.....). Exactly how much money does one person need?!??!?!? And if you want to further endorse goodies to make extra moolah, how about some granola or orange juice or almonds? Good God - fried dough. What next? Marlboros?
An aerobics instructor who pushes me but DOESN'T piss me off
A diet pill that works instantly!
Wonderful books to read at any given time
A pool/or at least a tanning membership
Jewelry
More CSI seasons 4-6
Good CDs (new music sucks)
Babies!!!
Coach Purses (a girl can never have too many)
Candles
Shoes
Have some patience girl!!!!
Have patience with all things,but chiefly have patience with yourselfDo not lose courage in considering your own imperfectionsBut instantly set about remedying them;Every day begin the task anew.Saint Francis de Sales
Work full time f/Government as Financial Analyst; but wish I did something good for others....got any ideas? Married 20 years; three kids, need to get healthy and in shape but have no clue how to do that; and have no clue as to why I have no clue! Help me!!
1 comment:
Told you that woman was up to no good.
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