Friday, March 2, 2007

Daily Muse

Thank God I'm not a clerk in a retail store:


Fatima: Hi. Can I help you?

Poor, Unsuspecting Customer: Yes, where is the Petite Department?

Fatima: We don't have a Petite Department. Now, get the fuck outta here.
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1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Mark heard on radio - advertisement for local lingerie boutique, "We cater to all women, petite to abundant"

Abundant.

March 7, 2007 at 7:36 PM

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