We've all pondered our own deaths. Some more than others. Ahem. But I think today I found the perfect way to preserve my loved ones when they go. Or, they can "do unto me" the same way. You can have your loved one's rotting corpse preserved in this nice little ensemble - WHILE YOU WATCH THE DISCOVERY CHANNEL!!!! What on earth could be better than that I ask you?
So, imagine - - now your spouse is, uh, taking a dirt nap and you bring home a date. You can sit on the couch and make out right in front of "Door Number One." How cool is that? And notice the little cubby holes for books and picture frames.
Once again - poke my eyes out; I've seen it all.
Fatima-in-the-box
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