THE LATEST DIET!!!

I stopped at the famous fast food joint, "BK." you all can figure that one out for yourselves and ordered a jumbo Turbo Coffee. Tried like hell to take tiny sips and did manage about 2 or 3 without incident. But then I forgot how scalding this crap is (and it's really not crap, it's quite good) and took a huge gulp.

After much painful shrieking noises and then cuss words, I decided that rather than sue "BK," I will just do this several times per day and won't be able to eat anything thereafter.

Good idea?

Third-degree-burned Fatima